So this was supposed to be a much longer post that took me a while to edit down to something more “inspiring” before I realized how full of itself it sounded that it forced me to re-evaluate what I’m even doing with this site. Considering that I’ve been saying “Hey guys I’m writing something expect it to come out soon” nearly every other stream for the last couple months now, I had to put something out before I say it one more time on another stream and go completely and utterly… well, see the first part of my handle.

[Editor’s Note: The following is a piece I wrote waaaaay back in 2018 that I’ve touched up, edited, and tweaked so it reads a little better. Enjoy the chaos that’s to follow! ~BallisticToaster]

So I had a weird dream last night. A funny dream.

It’s not often that I have dreams that make me laugh, much less even remember them; the inner-workings of my subconscious conjure dreams so inane, existential, nightmarish, or all of the above that it makes the entertaining and coherent dreams I have stand out even more for having had them to begin with. Least of all because they’re a change of pace from the mundanity of the persisting horrors.